The mandatory Batman entry

By now every blog on the internet should have at least one Batman entry... why? because he is THE BATMAN!!! and Batman is like Chuck Norris or Almada's Brothers but even more realistic, that is, if you forget about the campy 70's Batman, you know, the one with the bat-dance and bat-beer belly, yeah, that's right, the one with Adam West, forget about him ok? 'cause we aren't going to talk about him here, not right now at least, we are going to talk about the real comic-world Batman, the one that is dead... yes, you didn't know it? sorry, maybe I was too rude, but yeah, Batman is like, totally bat-dead.
How is that possible? how is that the smartest detective and death defying super hero of the world could have hanged the bat-boots? well, dont ask me, ask Grant Morrison, he is the mastermind behind all the Batman deaths... yes, deaths, in plural, cause he didn't die just one time like Jesus, he died in many ways. He died fighting the criminal syndicate called "The Black Hand" and also fighting the evil god Darkseid, but don't worry that much, even if the old Bruce Wayne has hit the bat-bucket, there are a ton of guys who want to don the legendary cowl and get their own cut coming from the merchandising of the various bat-items and gadgets.
Keep the comics coming!!!