Yeah, what's up with all the panic and media-coverage of something as vanal as the damned swine flu? It's not like some brain-starved zombies started to roam the streets biting every living being at the reach of their rotten and disgusting pus filled, teeth decaying and bad breathed mouths. Now, that's what we all should be really worried about, because, just so you can know, not even a billion of mouth covers made of silver threads, blessed by the Pope and stamped with the holy image of the original Buda's lotus could save us from the evil and hungry clutches of the undead.
So, please, to every fear preacher on the big-mass media out there, stop claiming that this is the coming of the apocalypse 'cause you really don't know what the God damned apocalypse is, and what we are currently living is really far from that, unless the apocalypse is a week without school and having fun on a semi deserted city... if that's the case, I want an apocalypse every month. That's why everyone has stopped watching T.V., the panic starts to get old when you don't see piles of corpses in every public plaza being burned before they can infect the few ones who keep living on. If that was the case then the ratings would sky rocket... well, if you don't take in count the ones who died or are dying while watching your reports, that wouldn't be a good business.
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